To celebrate this long-awaited, hard-won milestone, we're holding a special Easter Egg hunt. The first person to find the special 1000th Paper Crane fortune in the random cookies will win an item of their choice from our store! Every cookie you open has a 1/1000 chance of winning. Do you have the patience to sit through 1000 cookie-throwing madness? Huh? DO YOU?!
The cookie will continue to update regularly, so the longer it takes to find a winner the more the odds will rise against you. SO GET HUNTING NOOOOW.
To win, take a screencap of the 1000th Paper Crane and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org