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In order to help promote his campaign for the ethical treatment of bananas, Baninja has decided to relate directly with the human public and show the world that bananas have thoughts and feelings, too. Here, he will answer all of your favorite questions, such as:
- "Who are you?"
- "What do you like to do in your spare time?"
- "I'm your biggest fan! Will you sign my arm cast?"
- "Please don't ambush me from inside my refrigerator?"
But that's not all. Baninja will answer your questions about virtually anything! Get relationship and career advice, learn healthful banana-free culinary tips, and discover the secret arts of the yasai-shinobi -- all from the unique perspective of a banana ninja.
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"What if i stuck a syntax bomb on your head and it blew up, then used a bazooka to blow up your remainings?" ~ baninja, June 23, 2010 Wait a minute, who is this? Why are you impersonating me? Do you intend to kill me in order to take my place in the clan? Why is everyone I talk to in the past month trying to kill me?! I have researched your so-called "syntax bomb" and found that no such weapon exists. So either you are bluffing, or... ... you really are me... ... from the future! From a time when the syntax bomb does exist! Knowing me, I would not travel back in time to kill me without a good reason. However, my plan will clearly not succeed because if I kill me now, then I cannot go back to kill me later. But I must already know that I told me this, so the only point in me carrying out my plan would be to ensure that I tell me these things. In any case, my threat against my life means nothing to me, me. How's that for a syntax bomb? So anyway... Am I still in good shape in the future? I hope that I haven't gone brown and mushy. Take care! |