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In order to help promote his campaign for the ethical treatment of bananas, Baninja has decided to relate directly with the human public and show the world that bananas have thoughts and feelings, too. Here, he will answer all of your favorite questions, such as:
- "Who are you?"
- "What do you like to do in your spare time?"
- "I'm your biggest fan! Will you sign my arm cast?"
- "Please don't ambush me from inside my refrigerator?"
But that's not all. Baninja will answer your questions about virtually anything! Get relationship and career advice, learn healthful banana-free culinary tips, and discover the secret arts of the yasai-shinobi -- all from the unique perspective of a banana ninja.
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"What's your favorite sport?" ~ Cassie P., March 4, 2010 Hello, Cassie. Hmm... sports.... You know, it is hard for me to think of my Bananjutsu as a "sport," since it represents a daily matter of life and death. Especially... death. Oh! Sometimes I will hide in a building with a slick floor -- like a cafeteria, or maybe a hospital -- and toss my peel into a human's path to see how many I can knock down in one afternoon. It is like the human pastime of "bowling," I suppose, which apparently qualifies as a "sport." I suppose. I threw my sword in a human's eye like a javelin once. But that was another of those life-and-death matters.... Hmm... bowling. Definitely bowling. ~ Baninja |